"Paranormal Romance Part II" Inspired by Dracula:

Paranormal Romance Part II

Bella got Edward,

Buffy got Angel,

even Johnny got Mavis.

But go back to the beginning,

and Dracula made followers

not immortal love interests.

Whose bright idea was it to crush on

an undead, demonic creature

desperate for human blood?

Romance is hard to find

because few people look for

a Jonathan, Arthur, or Quincey,

a Mina or Lucy.

Let’s go back to

the good, brave men

and the kind, resolute women.

Romance would be easier

if we were slightly more realistic.

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